Coup Engineering

Engineers image in my mind was not less than a army person or any businessman. While preparing for engineering entrance i used to imagine myself jousting with books day & night. I even dreamt of my own company (irrespective of its specialization....actually it used to change from day to day) that is as big as Bharti Enterprises.
Was that a obnoxious dream of mine alone?
No, it can be of a single. (Note- 44% of the statistics are made on the spot.)
After getting selected in (not so) PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY - UPTU i thought now WE (Me & others who made to uptu) are ready to war with CHINA. But as the time advanced all dreams come to halt.
After getting into engineering my world on co-ordinate geometry got a new dimension- "BACK". An engineer position can easily be located by (x,y,z,back) co-ordinates.
BACKS were not less than playing WWE cards.
Students started comparing number of their BACKS among themselves & there was "CLASH" if two of them got equal.
Books in engineering (as per UPTU) are mainly of foreign writers. So, there is no need (to waste money !!) for Novels & Magazines. They are thick & BULKY. Maybe university believes that BRAWN matter more than BRAIN.
Engineering Books are treated like Holy Gita or Quran or Guru Granth Sahib or Bible. There are specific days to read them. These days generally start before the Semester.
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Remaining days are for total masti and Aish ....(bhabhi). Watching new movies was my passion but now REVISING movies has taken that slot. My GANG (Great Army of Nothing Greatness)partners & me are involved in all so called useless activities as per other people (we call these activities creativity,,someday world will know !!!!).
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In 3 words i can sum up everything i have learned about engineering : IT GOES ON
Similarly, my GYAN MANTRA of "FOUR B" says :-
An engineer needs Bike, Babes, Beer & Back during his engineering. (Singular/Plural matters).
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My present scenario of engineering can be easily compared with a small boy with an apple ipod (80 GB) is running from 1000 terrorists to save his life i.e. DAA...Danger Of Analysis and Algorithm....!!!