Coup Engineering

Engineers image in my mind was not less than a army person or any businessman. While preparing for engineering entrance i used to imagine myself jousting with books day & night. I even dreamt of my own company (irrespective of its specialization....actually it used to change from day to day) that is as big as Bharti Enterprises.
Was that a obnoxious dream of mine alone?
No, it can be of a single. (Note- 44% of the statistics are made on the spot.)
After getting selected in (not so) PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY - UPTU i thought now WE (Me & others who made to uptu) are ready to war with CHINA. But as the time advanced all dreams come to halt.
After getting into engineering my world on co-ordinate geometry got a new dimension- "BACK". An engineer position can easily be located by (x,y,z,back) co-ordinates.
BACKS were not less than playing WWE cards.
Students started comparing number of their BACKS among themselves & there was "CLASH" if two of them got equal.
Books in engineering (as per UPTU) are mainly of foreign writers. So, there is no need (to waste money !!) for Novels & Magazines. They are thick & BULKY. Maybe university believes that BRAWN matter more than BRAIN.
Engineering Books are treated like Holy Gita or Quran or Guru Granth Sahib or Bible. There are specific days to read them. These days generally start before the Semester.
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Remaining days are for total masti and Aish ....(bhabhi). Watching new movies was my passion but now REVISING movies has taken that slot. My GANG (Great Army of Nothing Greatness)partners & me are involved in all so called useless activities as per other people (we call these activities creativity,,someday world will know !!!!).
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In 3 words i can sum up everything i have learned about engineering : IT GOES ON
Similarly, my GYAN MANTRA of "FOUR B" says :-
An engineer needs Bike, Babes, Beer & Back during his engineering. (Singular/Plural matters).
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My present scenario of engineering can be easily compared with a small boy with an apple ipod (80 GB) is running from 1000 terrorists to save his life i.e. DAA...Danger Of Analysis and Algorithm....!!!

Phoenix

GAME IS NOT OVER BCOZ I HAVE NOT WON YET....

HELLO everyone... its been a long time to write something/anything on blog.My blog was declared dead by my friends who actively do blogging stuff, so its an attempt to bring my blog back to life from the ashes. So people out there be generous to slam your comments on my post. Actually , this is my first foray into blogging (earlier post was cut, copy and paste) so lemme start my NEW blog that is as original as I am.

(I am strictly against plagarism.)
So, guys n gals spare your precious time to read and comment on my new blogs .........
....as its TIME TO PLAY THE GAME....

Beta house-chapter1

Life @ Beta HOUSE

.............Bhains ki aankh...."12 may 2008...jahan hum 6 bandey beta house main mile the...socha tha duniya jeet lenge..........................par apni to lag gayi "

This saga belongs to those days when we used to be in III yr....we? ya!! we are

Gwala:

Characteristics:

1) Has a RED passion for GHEE.

2) In relationship with his batchmate.

Kartikeyyy:(kartikeyy calling kartikeyy on gtalk...& kartikey not responding because he is idle)

Characteristics:

1)he is insomaniac & popularly known as dracula.

2) in love from 1 day of college & girl dnt knw.(& mayb never)

Avesh (the cow)

Characteristics

1)Eveready for anything with anyone. You can ask for anything & he wont refuse...!!(Except sexual pleasures)
2)knwn for his coaching classes during exams.

Ace:(? ok its tata ace)

Characteristics:
1) Known for his giggling & pakk saale
2) later become popular as hawaldar.(Dont knw y!)

Rahul the lol:

(Naam to suna hi hoga?...Ni....to hassi to suni hi hogi)

Characteristics:

1) U can hav debate with him on any topic....any topic...tht may be pakistan internal foreign policy or area of pillibhit...any topic...

2) Dnt believe in Racial Abuses! & want to marry black creature of his class !

& ofcourse u knw who i am?

..kya bhool gaye...bata dunga ...bata dunga...punditji...pehle kahani to start kare...
shiv shumbo shiv shumbo
So, beta house....suitated in exotic locations of greater noida..Front comprises of Tata Steel Apartments where beautiful families live while in back u can find Beautiful Dolly's house.
These were the lines which 'make believe' us to rent d house & finally with all paper work we shift in it.
Slowly & gradually we bought all daily house hold stuff & start to live in a peaceful manner with loud music 24 Hrs & playing in house cricket all day long.At that time we were not much into mafia or farmville or orkutting(na..orkutting was must).Rafal trivedi use to pay us his kind visit for few days & in dose days we play lawn tennis with him...after all rafal trivedi played in WTA Gr Noida Open @ YMCA.

We were all enjoying & partying & eagerly waiting for the characters that are left. They are not the main characters but they have they equal importance in this saga.

Also looking forward to meet DOLLY !!