Pune ' Disturbed '

After a long time nearly over 400 days we finally got a blast (by international terrorists) (...forget the blasts in north east regions) & this time in Pune. A peaceful city cried for help. Just like Jaipur which also faced such blast. Another brilliant stroke played by terrorists & people who died like insects paid the price.

This can be compared to->"Do bander ki ladai main billi khana kha gayi."

Absolutely we are a paralysed nation. We are busy fighting over a movie. We are divided. Some crazy Marathi minions want to halt the screening of a particular movie & the other want to tour the Mumbai in locals. Not putting the blame on narrow minded SENA which kept all policemen busy by rioting over screening of a movie but putting the blame on our govt.

Fool me once, shame on you...Fool me twice, shame on me.

Mr Chavan instead of protecting aam admi he was busy promoting(deploying 21000 policemen for) SRK movie, such a cheap CM. Govt should stop feeding Kasab on our taxes & hang him without worrying about one minority vote bank. Congress should worry about aam admi who is dying & if more such blasts happen we will die & sooner or later India will die. (Then also Congress will worry about global warming)

In spite of which Chidambaram says there is no security lapse!..Hmm...RDX and other explosives were smuggled through border ......but there was no security lapse..absolutely Chidambaram..it was total security breakdown & now you should stop this PEACE PEACE PIECE agenda & retaliate & stop being a deadbeat.

The list of culprits includes media too. Media esp. TOI & Headlines today that were busy promoting SRK movie for commercial interests. Such a hypocrite media whose duty is to educate people & politicians where they are lacking rather giving hype to srk-sena clash or rahul visit.

Well after this blast, badshah khan still wants paki players in his team? Now SRK has to stop being a pro paki & should open his eyes. Well i am still waiting for SRK to comment/tweet on this but Badshah is busy in counting dollars from his new film, i think.

Still , TOI wants to continue the asinine Aman ki Asha. These were some highly exaggerated events by our secooler media.

One more ques is left unanswered, Commonwealth games security?

Indian govt can’t secure its people then how will they secure foreigners.

There is one solution...Maybe not the best but effective...once for all Declare a WAR on pak...just what USA did after 9/11.

Beta house-chapter1

Life @ Beta HOUSE

.............Bhains ki aankh...."12 may 2008...jahan hum 6 bandey beta house main mile the...socha tha duniya jeet lenge..........................par apni to lag gayi "

This saga belongs to those days when we used to be in III yr....we? ya!! we are

Gwala:

Characteristics:

1) Has a RED passion for GHEE.

2) In relationship with his batchmate.

Kartikeyyy:(kartikeyy calling kartikeyy on gtalk...& kartikey not responding because he is idle)

Characteristics:

1)he is insomaniac & popularly known as dracula.

2) in love from 1 day of college & girl dnt knw.(& mayb never)

Avesh (the cow)

Characteristics

1)Eveready for anything with anyone. You can ask for anything & he wont refuse...!!(Except sexual pleasures)
2)knwn for his coaching classes during exams.

Ace:(? ok its tata ace)

Characteristics:
1) Known for his giggling & pakk saale
2) later become popular as hawaldar.(Dont knw y!)

Rahul the lol:

(Naam to suna hi hoga?...Ni....to hassi to suni hi hogi)

Characteristics:

1) U can hav debate with him on any topic....any topic...tht may be pakistan internal foreign policy or area of pillibhit...any topic...

2) Dnt believe in Racial Abuses! & want to marry black creature of his class !

& ofcourse u knw who i am?

..kya bhool gaye...bata dunga ...bata dunga...punditji...pehle kahani to start kare...
shiv shumbo shiv shumbo
So, beta house....suitated in exotic locations of greater noida..Front comprises of Tata Steel Apartments where beautiful families live while in back u can find Beautiful Dolly's house.
These were the lines which 'make believe' us to rent d house & finally with all paper work we shift in it.
Slowly & gradually we bought all daily house hold stuff & start to live in a peaceful manner with loud music 24 Hrs & playing in house cricket all day long.At that time we were not much into mafia or farmville or orkutting(na..orkutting was must).Rafal trivedi use to pay us his kind visit for few days & in dose days we play lawn tennis with him...after all rafal trivedi played in WTA Gr Noida Open @ YMCA.

We were all enjoying & partying & eagerly waiting for the characters that are left. They are not the main characters but they have they equal importance in this saga.

Also looking forward to meet DOLLY !!

BETA HOUSE:WARNING

gals & guys!! let me caveat you before hand that this BETA HOUSE tittle has nothing to do with American Pie movie series....so those who want that kinda i mean american pie stuff ...plz back off.

Its a series of Chapters that are published in DESCENDING order(dont knw much of blogging).

Right knw only Chapter1 & Chapter2 are posted but stay tuned becoz you will get new chapter every 3rd day*.(prior commitments)

So those who wanna read these Stupid & freaky stuff hav to read it Serial wise.

*T&C Apply.

Chapter 2: Dolly Effect

We peek into her house through our lobby. Actually dolly's family has shiv mandir in porch.So we all set for shiv pooja along with dolly.

It was somehow that all 5 of us was in love with Dolly...because old tenants pin back our ears about Dolly."Kya piece hai bhai, subah subah pooja karne aayegi, dekh lena...kayamat hai ...ek dum rapchik...rapchandos", these emphatic words made our reputation & helped us in other ways too.
one:
Because its like social status. If u hav any HOT items around 500m circle u will tell ur friends .......mere aas pass maal hi maal hain....
two:
if you bored with yourself or with our roomies....bahar jao aakhen sheko...
So, all of us aired this Dolly effect live in College & in bw friends.
So we were eagerly waiting to see Dolly along with our friends circle who particularly visited our house just to sneak in to get preview of Dolly.But on that day neither any sign of Dolly nor her mother...(Uff! just for rhyming)

Days passed...& it was like suspense thriller for each of us...

In our beds we use to think how Dolly look like, what will we talk to her? Shud we say Hi?

All of us become curious & it finally killed the cat. (Ahem! Ahem ! ya i took admission 4 CAT preparation in nearby CL)

Few of us start believing that its hypothetical character......and it jus added fuel to our patience.
Few Days later ie on MONDAY we finally saw her.At that time all five were der but our missing lead the cow was listening to songs of Apne on computer & then:She came for Shiv pooja.....Shiv shumbo!!! shiv shumbo!!! (courtesy: half ticket)

Wet long black hairs to butt,tight salwar kameez accentuate her perfect curves, sparkling eyes...her scent (all becoz of cool wind)...her sensuous face with a 'til ' on her cheek surrounded with water droplets & towel tied to her waist ..ah! getting intoxicated while describing her.

She refreshed my memory & deleted all the previous records of my crushes & girl friends.

cant forget the first look esp the droplets on her face ..make me think that someone has sprinkle water on her face esp on her lips with rose petals.

(& suddenly COW played the song on his new woofer:

dekhoon Tujhe Toh Pyaar Aaye .........Sine Se Dil Chala Jaaye..........Tere Aane Se Pehle, Tere Jaane Ke Baad ....Aati Hai Aati Hai ....Teri Hi Teri Yaad............Teri Hi Yaad Sataaye.......Sine Se Dil Chala Jaaye)

We gazed her like predators & her each activity. She lights the candle in shiv mandir.The glowing ray of light falls on her face & we saw her face clearly !!

Well it was love at first sight for all of us.She was FATUCH !!(orig. GN hostel. taken from FATUC: Future Totta Under Construction).

We five were enjoying her beauty & suddenly she went back inside.she had finished her pooja at a blistering pace.We waited there...hope to see her again ...but there was no sign...& den the cow changed the track to

Channa Ve Ja Ke Juldi Chale Aana
Jaanewaale Tenu Binatiya, Galiya Pukaarengi
Jaanewaale Tenu Baaga Vich Kaliya Pukaarengi

These songs were so apt that we all consider ouself on sets of yashraj romantic film while we were admiring her beauty.

Later, all of us thanked him for making for such melodious songs........Ah! not d cow....cow doesn't need this much respect...den who?

Himesss Bhaijaan...yupps!

Baaki Sab Sapne Hote Hain

Apne Toh Apne Hote Hain